Updated Unofficial Snark Factor Drinking Game

Why just listen to the most professional internet radio ever, when you can drink along?
Rules are simple. For everything listed, take a drink. 

Snark Factor Drinking Game:

• Someone says 'I saw ______ open for_______'
• Someone from the chat gets mentioned on air (2 drinks if its you)
• Fingers says 'for the love of God' or 'that's uncalled for'
• Duke giggles/laughs so hard he can't breathe
• It's mentioned that Amy Miller left Michigan with her middle finger in the air
• Almond Milk
• A reference to Bob Crane, Raymond Burr, or Fatty Arbuckle
• The Meijer Clinic
• News babe told to look up something from the host's childhood
• Ask Jeeves or MySpace reference
• News babe/Host/Co-host/Guest cancelled
• Someone interrupts before introductions are done
• Duke's Commodore 64 crashes

Those are just what I can think of at this time. If I missed anything, please add it in the comment section below. 
Drink responsibly. 

The Snark Factor can be heard Mon - Thurs 8 pm EST on the mighty FTR Radio.