Single in my 30's

For the last few years, I've had the same two question asked of me ad nauseam. "Why are you single?" & "When are you getting married?" Here are my answers: Because I don't date & probably never because I don't date.

Now you're probably wondering why I don't date. It's not for religious reasons or anything like that. The people in my life have told me my whole life: 

• I'm only pretty when I'm blonde
• I have a big nose
• My boobs are too small
• I have a sumo wrestler size ass
• I have thunder thighs
• I'm an ungrateful bitch
• I can't cook
• I can't clean
• When I cry, I'm a drama queen
• When I laugh, I'm too loud
• I'm a whore (although, never had sex)
• fat
• lazy
• stupid (with an IQ of 136)

If these are true, then what do I have to offer in a relationship?

If these are false, then why would I want to subject myself to more abuse?

I have just found it easier to stay to myself and remain single. Now you all know the answers to the questions.