I'm very upset with the whole environmentalist/global warming crowd. They told me that the Earth was burning up. So I thought I jump on a orange grove property in Alaska before anyone else bought it. Its been over 10 years now. Where are my oranges? Under snow, that's where!
I want my money back!!
*This is my attempt at sarcasm about the 3' of the cold white stuff outside my door. I never bought land in Alaska for any purpose.*