After watching what is happening to our country, I have decided to run for "Dictator". I would run for president, but that's so last year.
States, you're on your own. I will only step in with federal power & assistance when you have exhausted all your resources. Get ready. Also, you and the local school boards are in charge of the education in your state. I'm going to have a full plate. So, good luck. If you are at all confused about what each state is responsible for, may a recommend some light reading called "The Constitution"?
After I seize full control of the federal government and military, I have some things on my agenda to work on. Here is a short list:
- Every congressman with 20+ years in their seat will be let go. No pay. No perks. No pension.
- Those remaining will be interviewed & only kept on if they have a skill set or specific area of
expertise that I might deem useful (e.g. military, federal budget, foreign affairs)
- Build up the military...lots of people want to kill us.
- Conduct a full audit of all federal spending
- Cut all what is not guaranteed in the Constitution
- Eliminate wasteful or ineffective social programs, regulations and bureaucracies.
- After audit and cut of programs, keeping the income tax rate the same until national debt
is down to $750M
- Implement a flat tax of 7%
- Eliminate the death tax & many others.
- Seal the border
- The safety & well being of my people come first!
- Drastically reduce foreign aid
- No money will be given directly to a foreign government
- Exceptions might include agricultural education programs so foreign countries can grow their own food safely and efficiently.
I can’t do this alone, however. I need your help for things like funding and outreach, as well as emotional and spiritual support. I should also mention, this will not be a lifetime assignment for me. Ain't nobody got time for that!
So vote for me, Pope Sparkles for Dictator of America!