It started innocently enough. All Miss Ruth wanted to do was bring bacon brownies to CPAC. Since each batch takes 2 pounds of bacon to make, she set up a Pay Pal account so people could donate money for the ingredients and supplies.
You can visit her site here:
Bacon Brownies
All was well until Tuesday night. On FTR Radio's show, The Snark Factor, the host Fingers Malloy pulled a Harry Reid on Miss Ruth. He said on air that he heard from a reliable source that she uses turkey bacon in the brownies.
BOOM. First shot fired.
Before Miss Ruth could clear her name of such an accusation, Wednesday night, another round of attacks were launched. Fingers noted that his 'reliable' source also claimed, not only did Ruth use fake bacon, but fake chocolate as well. Then in one of the worst accusations to besmirch Miss Ruth's reputation as a baker, he said she bakes the brownies in the microwave.
GASP!!
The final nail in the coffin came from the Rated 'R' Republican, John Brodigan. He called into Wednesday night's show. He stated that he has had some of these bacon brownies and was shocked to find that there was no real bacon in them. That the flavor came from bacon bits and bacon lube.
This is the real controversy of CPAC. Not who isn't allowed to sponsor. Not who wasn't invited to speak. But is the bacon real?
A riddle wrapped in an enigma clouded in mystery. I am who you see me to be. I am a human ink blot.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Going on a Hunt
This may be the hardest hunt I've ever been on. I'm not sure all what I need to pack. What weapons to bring. How long it will last. Don't even know where to start. It might even get dangerous at times. None of that. I'll be flying be the seat of my pants.
I'll be hunting the truth. It's out there somewhere. I'm not looking for half-truths. Nor am I looking sugar coated truth. I want the hurt truth. The truth that I may have to walk through hell to get and to understand.
This world is full of lies and I want none of it. I want the truth. Truth is a light. I'm sick of sitting in dark slowly turning into a mushroom. I am a flower. I need my light!
I'm going on a hunt. For a good hunting expedition, you need a team. Want to join the hunt?
I'll be hunting the truth. It's out there somewhere. I'm not looking for half-truths. Nor am I looking sugar coated truth. I want the hurt truth. The truth that I may have to walk through hell to get and to understand.
This world is full of lies and I want none of it. I want the truth. Truth is a light. I'm sick of sitting in dark slowly turning into a mushroom. I am a flower. I need my light!
I'm going on a hunt. For a good hunting expedition, you need a team. Want to join the hunt?
Monday, February 4, 2013
Your Mission, If You Choose To Accept It...
is to...
Nut Up or Shut Up.
The past few weeks, I've seen people get so caught up in hurt feelings over ridiculous things, that we are no longer fighting the wrongs. We are fighting each other because of hurt feelings over misunderstandings.
With everything going on in our country: gun control, Obamacare, school choice, & the national debt, just to name a few. You're going to kvetch for days over a single tweet written by some guy/girl you don't know personally? You're going to attack or spam block someone because they told you that your panties are in a bunch?
People please, get a grip. There is time for feelings & there is time for logic. Learn the timing for these. I'm not here to tell you when, learn it for yourselves.
So, if we are ever going to win back America, you need to decide now, are you going to nut up or shut up?
Nut Up or Shut Up.
The past few weeks, I've seen people get so caught up in hurt feelings over ridiculous things, that we are no longer fighting the wrongs. We are fighting each other because of hurt feelings over misunderstandings.
With everything going on in our country: gun control, Obamacare, school choice, & the national debt, just to name a few. You're going to kvetch for days over a single tweet written by some guy/girl you don't know personally? You're going to attack or spam block someone because they told you that your panties are in a bunch?
People please, get a grip. There is time for feelings & there is time for logic. Learn the timing for these. I'm not here to tell you when, learn it for yourselves.
So, if we are ever going to win back America, you need to decide now, are you going to nut up or shut up?
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