Friday, July 8, 2011

My Latest Way of Thinking

Okay, go with me on this one. I want to bring back the love of competition back to America. So what I am suggesting is run America like a sports team. A winning franchise though. Like the New York Yankees under Steinbrenner or the Green Bay Packers under Lombardi. Then, on top of it, change our anthem to "We are the Champions" by Queen.

Think of the work that could get done. True hard workers & innovators would be the highest paid. Lazy workers & ne'er-do-wells live under the bridge. Yes, I know it sounds like what we have now, but trust me, this is better!

No more unions! No more fascist government!

The way I'm thinking, competition brings back pride. Not false pride either. The pride of a job well done. Living right. No cheating. (If caught cheating, the punishment will be cruel)

If you are no longer living the American way (you know, trying to take away others freedom), you will be traded to Europe. If you are traded & want to come back, you will be put on a waiting list. It might take 40-50 years for your name to get to the top of list.

That's my snippet for tonight. Tell me what you think.

1 comment:

  1. We win so hard, there's no competition. Even if we traded away the other guys that were halfway good, the other team wouldn't give us competition.
    I believe we might actually get stuff done if the United States were treated more like a sports team. :)