I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Popper and was in line
to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog....... Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting
The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up
in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works
is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was
that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car
hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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